Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Fact of the Day

Putting your tongue against the roof of your mouth can get rid of brain freeze.

Listen to this song and relax...

Great song to get high to

Here is what I dreamed of last night:

I am at the gym standing at the front desk. I am trying to sign up for a membership. A guy next me to has to pay 50 dollars a day to use the gym -- a double fee because he is paying out of pocket and not from his bank account. I ask the person at the front desk why it's so expensive -- she says that if you were to pay out of your bank account it would only be 20 dollars a month. I marvel at this huge difference. I then realize that a big black guy that was standing behind me is trying to steal my bag. I then, in mid-air, repeatedly kick his face and try to get my bag back. However, the kicks are not fazing him at all and he continues to maintain this evil looking grin. I wake up.

Monday, August 30, 2010

K, serious posts from now on.
Serious blog will be serious.
August 30, 2010, Monday. Wake up at 5:30 AM. Shower. Don't have school thank God. Shower. Eat. Go on computer. Here I am.

Fact of the Day

In 2004, a lab at a university in Texas received a $6 million federal grant to breed radioactive armadillos for possible use in warfare.

Sunday, August 29, 2010

Is it possible to herp so hard...

... that you derp?

Chess phags

Stop starting off with e4 when you play whyte every single phucking tiem!!!11

Pissing me off

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What would you do to this girl?


I am having the following for lunch:

A big bowl of brown mixed with 11 egg whites, 3 slices of cheese, and spicy cabbage slices. Tastes good man (even though it sounds weird/gross).

Suppressing a Sneeze

I read somewhere before that putting your tongue against the roof of your mouth will suppress a sneeze.

Don't buy it, it's bullsh*t.

I've tried it 3 times already and every single time it's failed.

Getting Massive Arms

Step 1: Train them 2 times a week like a madman

Step 2: Eat like you haven't eaten in 2 weeks

Step 3: Take a lot of steroids

Step 4: ???

Step 5: Profit

Chess - come at me


I need Xanax


My Favorite Exercises

If I could only do a few select exercises for the rest of my life they would be:

- Dips
- Pull Ups
- DB Lateral Raises
- DB Concentration Curls
- Squats
- Calve Raises

Training at home > Public gym

I used to train at 24 Hour Fitness all the time. Now I say f*ck it. I only train at home now. I got me an Iron Gym and a set of moderately heavy dumbbells and that's all I need to do my full body workout routines. I don't have to pay a monthly fee, I don't have to deal with crowded gyms or difficult people, I can blast whatever music I want. I can grunt as much I want. I can sweat as much as I want, and food and a shower is just a few steps away.

However, I do miss training a lot heavier and certain machines, so I'll probably start going back to 24 this winter or next spring.

We'll see.

Anyone up for a game of chess?

It's already August 29th. The last year has whizzed by like nothing. Every day goes by lightning fast. I feel like I'm on fast forward. I feel rushed but I feel like I'm moving backwards, making no real progress.
Another day...
Another morning...
Nothing special.
The same old routine.

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