Monday, October 11, 2010

Ever Wonder...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Why doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?

Why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food?

Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? 


Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box ?

Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together? 



If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?

7 comments:

  1. Good ideas and deep thoughts.

    I like it!

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  2. "If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?"

    the truth these days

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  3. I have another one: "Why they don't make cat's food with mouse flavor?" lol.
    Following and Supporting, bro
    ---Gansitas.com

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  4. They probably sterilize the needle for lethal injection in the improbable chance that the criminal survives and gets an infection. It might be considered cruel and unusual punishment that would cause some legal problems.

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